July 22, 2014
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via floraldragon)

July 22, 2014

moriarty:

moriarty:

people asking me about my URL: a trilogy

this post was a misTAKE

(via damagedhorcrux)

July 22, 2014

comealongraggedypond:

simplypotterheads:

It’s been over 13 years since I first read PoA and I still can’t believe Harry asked the Minister of Magic to sign his Hogsmeade permission form.

#go big or go home 

(via fandomfeelsandfangirling)

July 22, 2014

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

pleatedjeans:

20 Hilarious Kid Firsts

that kid with the cake looks wasted 

(via floraldragon)

July 22, 2014

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

(Source: theone8888, via floraldragon)

July 22, 2014

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via listentothepunkrock)

July 22, 2014
lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

you’re welcome

lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

imageyou’re welcome

(via proud-member-of-hermits-united)

July 22, 2014
saberspinner:

leejpeacock:

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

A disturbance in the homosphere

This is probably in Florida

saberspinner:

leejpeacock:

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

A disturbance in the homosphere

This is probably in Florida

(via pass-me-the-quaffle)

July 22, 2014

vithyathenightvaleintern:

confidenceofcasmac:

ibotheraskblogs:

dragonslaeyr:

Imagine Cecil being a completely cliché boyfriend and wanting to propose with the whole ring in a champagne glass but instead of champagne it’s a highly corrosive liquid in an Erlenmeyer flask and Cecil just drops the ring in and iT FUCKING EXPLODES AND HE JUST YELLS ‘MARRY ME’

CECIL NO

CECIL YES

YES

(via cumberkhaan)

July 22, 2014

shadowstep-of-bast:

carpeumbra:

No you don’t understand how frustrated I am that we always depicted the Apostles as old men, especially when it comes to during-Jesus-alive stuff.

They were probably late teens to early 20s, given the time and the description and some Biblical passages.

They were not ancient old men with long ass beards and wrinkles at the Last Supper.

They were young adult rebels with a cause.

where my punk-rock apostles at

(via somethingrandomuhhyeah)

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